like nein movies i can think of

I miss Consumer’s Distributing. 

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That faint sound you hear is the sound of laughter from all the people who spent years claiming Kylie’s lip kits were just an upsold dupe of ColourPop Read more

no need, those militias started forming back in the 80's. the michigan militia and the minutemen and all that jazz has been with us so long that michael moore called his fans “mike’s militia” for that reason when he started out. not to mention the hundreds of white power training camps and strongholds in Montana et… Read more

I do, fellow fortysomething. I do. 

no snark, because i love jim cameron: is my memory really bad or hasn’t this been filming for like...8 years now? Read more

you get to hang out with Brendan Fraser

you get to hang out with Brendan Fraser

jolie, girl you ok? this post has big Darkman energy

jolie, girl you ok? this post has big Darkman energy

Sussexodus. Michael K’s, and my fave of all the options.

he’s been posting this stuff on twitter for years.

ok, Jewel

i know this is a 4 year old comment, but this is the funniest show i’ve seen in decades and it’s on Prime if someone else is reading this in 2020 and thinking “oh yeah?”

FOREVER KNIGHT FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS

just the last graf. they star in the upcoming blockbuster about her “conversion”, not the documentary about this lying liar’s lie, the subject of the piece. Read more

Dean Cain and Antonio Sabato Jr were busy.

“starring” Jon Voight and Stacey Dash, eh?

aw, thanks for the memories. I’m 42 and was the target audience for this film. i was goth, i had read most of these books (they ramble on A LOT and you can skip entire chapters without missing much, unless you enjoy reading the phrase “the savage garden!” up to 4 times per page!) and my favourite thing to look back on…

nvm apparently they literally don’t sell it outside of America so I will never taste this. http://thecookinggeek.com/american-cheese/

OK, this is a genuine question and I hope someone sees it. Read more