Speaking of the Interview with a Vampire baby angle, I admit I thought the whole baby Colin thing was going to be a season-long callback to the baby vampire Laz created, and that this was his way of working through that guilt. It explained all the softness and how important it was to him and all that. But it never…

how dare a woman not behave the way I think she should

despite listing “rap song muse” in her Twitter bio.

i *will* dance to anything by Public Image Limited

Really wish we hadn’t invented a way for anyone with money to create the reality they wish to see and never be penalized for it because it’s not illegal. Can’t imagine how this could cause issues on any level

just babies

that’s not fair. he also writes about Mariah Carey.

A B, are you serious? We watched two episodes last night and gave up before the end of the second. No one could be this endlessly entertained - just fascinated by - butts, anal sex, and poop. I don’t know what world Mike lives in but it smells like a bathroom at the Y and I don’t need to watch it.

millenials are terrified of human contact

Crushing to watch everyone shit on her all through the primaries, I’m still so pissed 

Some Churls Are Bigger Than Others

Who told you empathy is a limited resource? Commodification doesn’t apply to emotions, kiddo.

yeah. it’s sex parties and “you’re so mature for your age” all the way down

him and Neil Gaiman.

how the hell did he know her sizes? that’s the part that would creep me out. he had to ask someone and they had to not tell her.

he went into rehab december 21 for 60 days and came out february 21. if he knocked munn up in february which is what it looks like, that happened either while he was in rehab, or immediately after, and then he filed for divorce two months later and Tendler says he tried to come back multiple times, so after almost…

I wish there was a way to obtain them in Canada as an old. Every year over 17 I’ve aged, it’s gotten harder to find acid or mushrooms; and I’ve never even been able to source Molly. I wish there was an over-30 pathway. Legalize it Justin :(

And HIS CHILDREN’S nanny, the one he and Tom Brady were fucking!  but okay!

Nermal finally made it back from Abu Dhabi.

Doom House (Taylor’s version)