thanks for speaking Jokerfied Titanic into being, you monster

and ford pretending to be mad about it!!!  #worstcaseontario

no, no, no, no. you gotta listen to the way people talk!

this is 100% what I thought would happen and am bitterly disappointed now

blown away that even Page Six has a long article up supporting this today and in very strong terms at that. she makes a great point everyone seems to have forgotten:

honestly? i read about all the fancy service’s shows online, and just buy them on dvd if they sound good.

honestly? i read about all the fancy service’s shows online, and just buy them on dvd if they sound good.

i totally get what you’re saying, and i don’t mean to sound invalidating at all, but i would give a lot of money for an even half-assed apology from even 1/3 of the men i’ve dated. i totally get that its for them and not you and not at all saying you should feel any way than you do about it!! but as a 43 year old…

FUCKING BATHE

oh man you are me right down to the skeksis!! i didn’t see this before I posted mine but i’m grey so hopefully it’s not as rude. i was destroyed when henson died.

Jim Henson.

god she’s exhausting

i have an excellent keto jamaican patty recipe this will be perfect for. its hard to keep the grease in the meat (which i need for my macros) and this should keep the meat juice from making the patty skin mushy. thank you claire always A++ posts

the matte trance lipsticks are the best lipsticks i’ve ever used, hands down, forever. 

the first season of 30 Rock was not great and the first season of Parks and Rec was so bad I didn’t watch another episode til Season 4, but people fellate it constantly as some kind of uber-sitcom, so I will take this into consideration and all but Fey/Carlock have literally never let me down and the first season of…

No clue who they are, but that documentary radicalized a friend of mine and was shown to him in a course he took to be an addictions counselor. Ever since he watched it he’s slowly becoming one. So fuck whoever they are, and the force that compels them to do that.

Paul F. Tompkins has that great story about opening for his buddy’s indie band and getting ice thrown at him, because people can usually handle some music before the comedy, but if you put comedy on before the music, they lose their whole ass minds.

Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins are seriously considering possibly saying something about this maybe!

Bless, I have always loved her. She makes great ballet flats, she used to make great affordable hair extensions, she has a terrific, open, authenticity - but most of all, we have both been turbo-shamed for ill-chosen mom jeans while performing live outdoors. I will watch the unscripted series, for sure.

This update balances my “what the fuck is a ‘tana mongeau” with all of y’alls “what the fuck is punky brewster” energy and I’m into it. normally i just feel like i’m 90 years old when jez posts anything pop culture related but this time it’s a perfect mix!

the queen’s gambit..my internet crush jason pargin nailed it - it’s pretty much just the plot of the first four Rocky movies. i assume in the inevitable sequel she can’t play at the big tournament because she could die if she gets checkmated too hard