Poor Darrell Hammond. He’s there every week doing the Pardo slot, too. Rough.

he is literally the reason i gave in and subscribed, i had no idea how much i would miss those drawings

It’s funny how this answers the question Canadians like me have asked for years: who the hell buys these ass clothes??

Canadians of a certain age can relate, this is how I felt watching MusiquePlus (the French MuchMusic, which was our MTV) when they would interview English bands. The one host pronounced Metallica as “Meta-Leek-Ah” and it changed me forever

me + 2020 = frowny face

that’s what Sarah Kendzior says, too.

“Oh, you meant Santa comma stop here. My bad.”

Whoa absolutely thought that was Jessica Biel

yup. kentucky isn’t exactly a hotbed of power without him.

why don’t you go ask all those exploited korean teens you love so much to write you a song about it

I want him to be the Morgan Spurlock of cults. Just joining them and documenting it until his wife pulls his dumb ass out of the thing. 

you joke, but if anyone alive would do it...

thank you. McConaughey kept me from a bingo on not knowing one soul in this dirt bag.

Great opinion article in the Star this week that said if churches were allowed to be open, by god private fitness clubs better be. Right underneath all the stories about this. Atkinson Principles ++

My town, representing!!!

i miss Michael Keaton so much with every new grimdark adaptation. just the eyebrow raise alone would be a breath of fresh air for that character. give me pandemic batman. #detectivesweatpants

As a Catholic, I could say the same about millenials. Smug clannishness for days.

Jeff Goldblum, I hope.

i may be wrong but i think this why that font looks so familiar:

literally thought this was a Chris Guest movie when i saw the headline. now I want a Chris Guest improv movie set at Bravo.