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please don’t give any attention to hadley freeman.

what the fuck

Shut up, Fishsticks. The Gen X Marianne Williamson can fuck right off with her wellness caravan. I’ve watched enough people blame themselves for their own illness based on the hot diarrhea endlessly dripping out of the mouths of shills for the “wellness movement”. Ask Steve Jobs how well it worked out for him.

this dumbass propaganda that the numbers Bernie pulled against Hillary Clinton, the most polarizing person in America, in a 4-year-old contest from when everyone, remember, thought Trump was a fake candidate who would decline the presidency if he won (remember that belief?? good one!!) would somehow still apply now, wh

No Hulu. Only for the Americans :(

I hope this goes for Crave too!

thats a great idea. i would kill for a pool right now just to have the absolute peace and silence of being underwater, even if it’s just in 30 second increments. have fun, sounds like you’ve well earned it. :)

harsh :( yeah that’s 0-260 in one second. sounds like you’re killing it though. go team you!!

same, all i know is that my friends literally haven’t said anything positive about being parents after the first week of wall-to-wall “here are forty thousand pictures of a foot, ive never felt love like this b4, #blessed” posts

If you shook the seeds out of Billy Ray Cyrus’ magnificent mullet and planted them in a pot full of tiger manure before feeding them a steady diet of Bret Michaels’ cum and the golden rays that shoot off of Siegfried and Roy’s faces, out would sprout Joe Exotic.

dying in a pandemic to own the libs

Bridget Riley is a really great woman, and we are friends with her. But she does stripes. So you can always go, “That’s a Bridget Riley.” They are stripes. They are beautiful stripes. The best stripes anyone’s ever done. Warhol you recognize because of the texture of the silkscreens, and Salvador Dalí you recognize

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the CUHHHHH guy???! Is Keyshia Cole going to sing at the wedding?

i worked in a similar place for 5 years where the “inclusive social innovation” boiled down to “let’s get as drunk as fucking possible every waking second and spend every dime we make on more real estate we can’t afford” and the CEO was basically Jay Peterman but a woman, complete with hero narrative and feel-good

for me it’s still the best episode of TNG.

Under 30 CEO Playbook:

Aniston is living the dream. no whiny husband, goddess circle on fridays, Cabo with comedy writers 3x a year, and brad pitt texts sometimes to wish you well. 5 stars

remember how he almost got criminally charged for using political donations for massages and Katy Perry tickets?