Marry me 👌🏻

In Tomb Raider 2, there is an !incredible! scene where, deep beneath the ocean, where the pressure is so high you’ll get the bends coming up too fast, she pulls her arm back, makes a fist, and PUNCHES A SHARK IN THE FACE so hard it’s stunned.

Ivanka Frump

it’s been 24 hours and I still can’t stop laughing til it causes pain when I see or think about that .gif

don’t get me started on how much i want aubrey to put maestro, kish, and the dream warriors in his next “i love toronto” video. that cover of “you wash your face in my sink” is late.

what bet did she lose, that she’s wearing that blouse? did the ivanka collection buy up all of Preserve’s deadstock?

I bought this to help remove some Command strips that won’t come off my window (they were generic brand, I’ve learned my lesson.) But after leaving it on overnight, no difference at all, perhaps because it can’t soak through the foam in the strip? Anyone have a trick for this as it’s very expensive to replace the…

the anthem was chilling eh, they even went for the french lyrics in the second verse!!

crazy. people from LJ ten years ago show up in my feed in 2019. being 41 sucks :(

Raising Cain, man.

all I know about this guy is that Ann Coulter has wanted him for president as far back as 2007.

if you don’t need it anymore, can I buy that Shining light from you?

They need to approach him to play him in a real adaptation of Frank Miller’s Dark Knight. Old Batman, retired Batman, everything just a few minutes ahead of now. Would be awesome with a good director.

no :(

The police show up and arrest all the actors, like in Holy Grail.

nice

Yeah so I went to that site and this is the first image that loaded.

oh no, if she was a virgin then she’s definitely lying because she didn’t get a weeding ring/eternal love/the respect she expected in trade! even worse!!!