I was hoping from the visuals this was Swifty’s It’s Oh So Quiet. 

King of Wishful Thinking - Go West

What!??!!

counterpoint: don’t!! we left these in the 90s and they need to stay there.

A++

that was my takeaway as well

in for a ninny, in for a pound

wait they spent a quarter milly and DIDNT SEND IN THE APPLICATION?!

aw he looks so much better though!! 

*ok, im going to remove this since i think it’s not said too clearly and i don’t want to offend anyone. 

i bet you Tarantino is PISSED he didn’t think of it first

to be fair, he badmouthed it the entire time he was making it too, and it was one of the best things about him and the whole Twilight situation.

Nice to see FYGM is alive and well.

Umbra baby trashcan

Umbra baby trashcan

Andres Serrano previously photographed Trump in the early 2000s, but he has not revealed his plans for the cake.

My husband has an MA in Communications and he quotes this scene from the Simpsons ten times a week:

I wonder this too since I haven’t seen what she actually majored in/signed up for, besides some bullshit rowing scholarship. If they signed her up for like, Communications (“she knows youtubes!”) i can see how they thought she’d fly through. 

JSimp is always pregnant for like 9 trimesters

No. Alex Roldan, Kris’ hairdresser.

HELL YEAH