high school starts at grade 9 here, so we’re in the same boat (and it’s off the coast of the hottest bikini sax party you’ve ever seen!)

Congrats to her and I am very pleased to hear it’ll be a Canadian lady from Bram breaking this barrier!

“stealking” is the portmanteau of “stalking” and “stealing” i didn’t know i needed.

The Rod, Now Taken

I keep walking by Casa Loma hoping for a look at Matt Berry :)

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*edit, nvm, I’m emotional today.

I am surprised - when I saw this notification I completely expected

i think the fact he said “WE’RE fucked” tells us all we need to know about these sibling grifters, no?

And I love this headline!

The “doesn’t receive from the estate” thing is a laugh. Tori Spelling doesn’t directly receive anything either, but Candy sure pays her bills.

*white babies

CBC guys, not CBS. Anna Maria Tremonti is ours, and you cannot have her!

Plus, it lets you refer to your exes as “other strangers”.

DRAAAAAAAKE???

exactly. and even if they do somehow miraculously work it all out, there are literally billions of people to start ‘er back up right? So I’m just gonna play it safe and spoil other people’s kids.

Is this a tiger I see before me

plus the earth is dying and it’s only getting worse! i chose not to have kids because i couldn’t shake the mental image of them staggering through the wastelands missing arms and roasting in 50C heat with their best possible day being “didn’t get murdered for my gas or water supply”.

nice to see they’re avoiding appropriation concerns by setting it in the Uncanny Valley

So the blind was true! https://blindgossip.com/birthday-alibi/