“That’s no PC tower, it’s a graphics card.”

I remember when one of the big selling points of the 10-series NVidia GPUs was not only increased performance graphically, but also reduced power consumption at the same time. Now they’ve basically just said “fuck it” on efficiency just to pump out bigger numbers. 

The saddest thing is that Liz will never get to see this movie.

Just as long as the characters get biz-zay, consistently and thoroughly.

Chris Pratt aged people who haven’t played video games since their childhood probably want it.

Pretty sure her last words were either:

I want a scene where a bizarre event occurs and the characters respond with “So, that just happened.” That’s hilarious and never gets old!

I just want a training montage in which the characters comment they're in a training montage. 

A dated drug joke the minute someone mentions mushrooms?

Look, all I want from this movie is Smash Mouth’s “All-Star” playing over the closing credits.

If Nintendo is smart, they’ll save Wario for the second movie, along with Wart, and make it a darker, deeper, more complex film about Mario being faced with his evil funhouse-mirror reflection and having to come to terms with the evil within himself.

“Wario, if he appears, may fart.”- The last words of Queen Elizabeth the Second.

I think he’d be perfect playing the classic Lee/Kirby, navel-gazing, Space Jesus Silver Surfer.

Maybe they knew Netflix would cancel each show after two seasons, leaving viewers on a series of cliffhangers.

The governing body of the live tournaments does not have any direct association with the online platforms where he and others have been banned for cheating, and they basically won’t ban anyone unless they are actually caught red-handed with a cheating device. 

Just to be clear, I think all these people are annoying nerds but I think it’s absurd some guy lost a game and then that somehow spiraled into weeks of unverified accusations of Niemann cheating in that game. Also, what’s the point of even having the game if Carlson was expected to win and if he didn’t it means the Ni…

JFC you have bad takes. Of course there is absurdity on the Left. The problem is there is no power in the Left in this country. What radical Left agenda items have been forced through in the past, oh, 40 years? Name one. Obamacare? LOL. That gift to insurance companies that doesn’t even come close to being universal…

The Pratt thing is memetic and almost certainly overblown (see also: Scarlett Johanson).

Liberalism is conservatism. Most of the major media companies are owned by super-rich conservatives, and star super-rich people who support conservative candidates like Joe Biden who are in favor of conservative policies that help out rich people like them. Major blockbuster films, from Zero Dark Thirty, to Captain…

Are you suggesting that white conservative men don’t have enough representation?