I’ve yet to actually finish one of From Soft’s SoulsBorne games (and Sekiro), but I’ve come the closest with Bloodborne. The gun-parry mechanic is a treasure; I never had the patience for the trial-and-error (and often death) routine required to get the parry down in the DS games, but the distance of the gun-parry…

I’ve gotten through 2 and 3 with no problems but I still have trouble with the late parts of 1.

probably ultron, from a world where the Avengers weren’t able to prevent Ultron from installing himself into “vision”’s body

Not only should they have had Cooper do a few lines, that scene was basically the MCUs tribute to Hangover and I’d have died laughing if they had him redo his Hangover lines as Rocket.

As long as they make more money from exploiting the ‘whales’ than selling a good non-exploitative game to a larger audience, they’ll keep doing it. It’s about the bottom line, not popularity. They don’t care if most people see the game as crap as long as it rakes in more cash from the niche group willing to throw…

I really want time travel to be invented so I can go back and slap the fuck out of whoever decided essential/inessential and necessary/unnecessary were good adjectives for pop culture.

Or it was watched while doing 100 other things.

What do you want from this show?

Barsanti has been a part of this site for quite some time and he never stopped with the lazy hack snark in his news stories, nor did he bother to actually pay attention to what he watches and plays.

Listen here Jack, he might be a shit critic and writer, but at least he doesn’t do any research before blasting a hot take.

Yeah, I don’t want to rag on Sam too much, but these reviews read like someone else watched the episode and described it to him.

What with Iron Man, Captain America and Peter Parker all being re-voiced in previous episodes, I can’t help but notice that there’s now a puzzling trend of male leads from the MCU not showing up on What If…?

You know, this one bothers me more the more I look at it.

Thor was sleeping in a different place when Jane woke up. Sure, it’s a fair assumption they had sex, but it is also just as likely they didn’t and he was respectful of a drunken Midgardian woman.

But Barsanti wanted to keep the frat boy thing going, so it was,…

I mean I was following until you linked to the Express I mean I looked down on that rag when I was a paperboy.

This episode should be happening around the same time as Iron Man 2; Tony is nowhere near Ultron yet and he doesn’t have the Mind Stone. 

I can’t help but notice that there’s now a puzzling trend of female leads from the MCU not showing up on What If…?

I think part of it is the actors not having voice training skill, part of it is the animation style. The flatness of the faces, particularly when it comes to characters’ eyes, saps out a lot of what actors would normally communicate through facial expressions and doesn’t really allow any way to compensate for that.

I can’t help but notice that there’s now a puzzling trend of female leads from the MCU not showing up on What If…?

Uh ... the scene of her waking up in the hotel room starts with a shot of Thor asleep on the couch. Then there’s a whole joke when she’s at the door talking to Maria and she claims she doesn’t know where he is, and he starts blathering on in the background about a rabbit in the sink.

All right, who had Barsanti giving a bad review to a fun episode after whining the day before about how the episodes were too dark?

Oh, everyone did. That’s right.

“Why, it’s almost like the show has been quietly setting up some kind of arc for its narrator, but would could have possibly seen that coming?!”

Would could…