Seriously. Almost everyone who made actual money on this whole deeply stupid thing already had plenty of money to throw around.

Just filters written by a lunkhead that’s never heard of the Scunthorpe Problem before.

“But I named my account after my hometown!”

You’re deeply mistaken if you think this guy is a not-rich guy lol

I’d got to “lunk” too. Apparently it’s short for lunkhead, or idiot.

The Halcyon Days of “YOUR MOM’S BUTT has died of dysentery” are long gone.

Lunk is a word, it’s not what I’d call profane, but it is an insult...

The issue becomes the fact that he is (or at least was at the time, not sure if it has been suspended) a licensed individual, who has to adhere to additional scrutiny from the SEC. That’s where the trading on behalf of other people, and manipulating stocks could really come back to bite him, and why the company was…

If a game let's me do this - it's a great game. Its objectively the only way to evaluate a game's quality.

Not something nearly old enough to justify a remaster. Gamers are weird.

I would say some of the critiques are not well informed, and the framing of this article is steeped in TTRPG snobbery rather than the love of these kinds of games.

One can write about Lancer, without spending most of the article complaining about how her DM didn’t properly setup a combat encounter and her players were…

I don’t think that ‘more rules’ or ‘more complexity’ actually solves the problem of things like a battle being boring because no one is rolling high enough. Its side stepping the problem by adding more substates to a dice roll. Does a battle really become more interesting if the player deals damage but also takes…

Right-wing politics has always basically been “The reason I’m not as successful as I’d like is because foreigners/communists/government agents/vegans/lesbians/women in general/black people/mexicans/gay people.” Implicit in this is that these people never think that they are to blame for anything, because a fundamental…

Ever since Trump, I’ve noticed a shit ton, and I mean A LOT of projection from anything/anyone affiliated with the Right. It’s kind of a character archetype at this point, probably because most of their base are absolute dunces with no critical thinking skills, empathy, or self-awareness. So they project and steal…

I think this is all to distract from her husband’s legal woes, which is why she won’t concede and keeps going. It’s very effective.

I only tell them the DC if they keep hitting the wall. Especially if there is a bless or inspiration being used. 

A +3 to hit at level 2?

*deep breath*

Okay...

This review is actually a great reason why I’m happy Kotaku doesn’t score their reviews. Clearly, for this reviewer who has deadlines and other games to play and is just ready to wrap it up already (which I genuinely understand), the game dragged on for too long. But for the average Tales of fan, 40 hours is not just…

That the game has a fakeout ending halfway through. I got there without knowing it was coming, I was dreading they were setting up a cliffhanger ending and then the game launches into straight up Tales of Arise OP2 20 hours in and I thought it was a hilarious, surprising thing. I would certainly NOT have opened a…