we are hosting a “food ball” theme...everyone brings round/ball-shaped food. I am making cheese puffs.

beat me to it and had a picture to boot...kudos

Merton Hanks is SHOCKED that Burfict hasn’t broken a player’s neck on the field.

Music video inside baseball question I almost asked then just looked up myself: Is “Director X” the same person as “Little X”, who did a bunch of (to my mind) legendary rap music videos, including the way-ahead-of-its-time “Cant Deny It” by Fabolous feat. Nate Dogg?

You're from Reno? So am I (live in Seattle now)

can't resist.

Baltimore Colts rent many moving trucks to empty out their storage units, oh wait

One of the (many) things that drew me into Gone-Away World was the exquisite way you write about hand-to-hand combat. Edie Investigates also exhibits some of this loveliness.

AJ's heart is so blackened, he plays rhythm guitar for Joan Jett.

I haven't seen a handshake that fey since Steve Rubell introduced Liberace to Roy Horn.

Scott Raab talks on his cellphone while merging onto the freeway at 45 miles per hour.

in no particular order...

Spaulding's training table after the historic game consisted of a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. A hot dog, a milkshake, potato chips. Unfortunately, many of the members got nothing, but they liked it.

struggling through another stroke or two, pushing and pushing and pushing.

my typo, my bad. That said, the article uses "eery", which is incorrect. my correction was incorrect. #facepalm.

In a heartwarming follow-up to the story, ten Dam met Hamburger Lady later that night at the Throbbing Gristle show. She would become the love of his life.

#corrections: "eerie" is misspelled as "eery".

"we wanted to share it with you because it is a wonderful representation of the things people will do when they have free health care and five weeks of vacation each year."

Lendale White will also be available at the same Papa Johns, happy to take your money and provide you with incorrect change.

"the suit looked like a normal lovable flaccid sock in the photos he had seen."