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Somewhere in Tibet, Ricky Williams is danking.

Also Antiphlogistic? Mikhail Lomonosov.

The Three Magi's Twitter avatar flaunts the imitators, saying "Censered".

Pictured: Sculptural representation of Running With Scissors

TheRealRobSussman: What should I do today?

Hervé Villechaize thought that yellow card was just plane wrong.

Clarence Thomas is actually "Old Can Saboteur"

17. Iman Shumpert, Georgia Tech

"I would never ever look at myself bigger than anyone"

No. 1 on my list of Fleece deserving champions is Jason.

May 6, 1937: Lakehurst Naval Air Station Mooring Mast Sustains Structural Damage

In other news, Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.

This is a great technique. I had a dinner party last week and didn't know how to handle it. First I got in touch with Ferran Adrià to help me microwave the Hot Pockets, and then held a seance with Daniel Bernoulli after dinner for an assist on unclogging my shitter.

Next under the PED spotlight, Italian midfielder Sil Marilion.

started laughing at "swirled with melted butter" and have not stopped yet.

Rob Corddry's audition tape for the Arthur remake, however transcendent, couldn't hold up against Russel Brand's worldwide recognition.

"I'm sorry sir, I can't accept this coupon."

""Do you want to meet the Sugar Man?"

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese's handle was not quite long enough. He was Mac'd.