I read this story on the way in to work and couldn't wait to get out of my meetings to bring out Dee Mirich...congrats sir.

Did you know that "Asdrubal" is an anagram for "Absurd La"? That just so happens to be what I'm smoking right now!

I think so, I see the Ice Cube Lego fucking around and getting a triple-double!

I generally link ET with Sam Cassell.

Then I said to Roger Goodell, ‘I'd like for you to try to bring Santonio Holmes closer to me...I said, ‘When the three of us sit down, I want you to take the first 10 minutes of the conversation to rip my ass in front of Santonio"

Jim Tressel Is The Symptom, Not The Disease

When Did You Lose Your Dead Body Card?

Jim Tressel’s Former QB Says The Allegations Are "A Big Lie"

I haven't seen a Vai misstep this badly since Steve's work on the Encino Man soundtrack.

I cried because I live in Seattle and DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver could easily have thrown June in there too and still been right on.

(redacted, beaten to it and better by SponsoredbyV8)

"a restrained Chuck is not really a Chuck at all"

RBI whore

+1 bruise bigger than a dinner plate

"these guys are right on...I love pork rinds too."

"Bravo Scottie. Fuck 'em, that's what I say"

nice

I haven't seen a James flop so badly since the last time Jesse tried to penetrate a woman who was neither a Nazi nor covered in tattoos.

"I'm moving forward.' I'm still learning from it and it's still a bump in the road. But hey, you've got to still move forward and you still got to keep going."

This is not the first video I've watched at work with such a soundtrack.