Thanks, that's nice to hear! Have been throwing a bunch of stuff against the wall to see what I like, to see what people like. It's been a fun experiment over the past couple weeks. I guess since I made the bar (does this mean that every comment I make automatically shows up? I am clueless when it comes to what this…

"this thing takes corners like it's on rails."

To simplify the backstory to the latest scandal: CONCACAF president Jack Warner has been a Blatter loyalist for a long time. He organized the meeting at which Bin Hammam allegedly offered bribes. Chuck Blazer (see photo above, not the parrot) has also been pals with Warner for many years. Blazer is the CONCACAF…

whether jump shots or cum shots, they're all my jawn

"Buster Posey’s Foot Bent The Wrong Way After A Home Plate Collision Last Night"

"Maybe it would help if he didn't go by "Jo-Jo." Grown men shouldn't be named Jo-Jo."

"It's, it's great, because everyone wins. See that, two million hits!"

Zola Budd with the fantastic photobomb in the front row.

"How would he respond to the argument that more than 3 million people went to Dodger Stadium last year and didn't endure such a situation?"

"You probably don't remember who taught you how to wipe-your parents, most likely-or why you wipe the way you do.

Based on Tressel's Sweater Vest's magnum opus earlier today, I was under the impression that Kris Humphries is the real cocksucker here.

"LeBron James Is Friends With Drake. Of Course He Is."

Nice to see Kobe internalizing the refrain to Luke's "I Wanna Rock" By crapping on Mike so overtly.

Nice to see Kobe internalizing the refrain to Luke's "I Wanna Rock" By crapping on Mike so overtly.

Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley is a realm of chaos and torment.

I fancy myself as a bit of a Storm chaser too...unfortunately, Lauren Jackson's restraining order prevents me from being the best I can be.

"BECAUSE I AM THE LEAGUE. WE ARE RETARDED IN THE SAME WAY. YOU CANNOT SEPARATE THAT WHICH MAKES US RETARDED."

"I remember watching Die Hard 2 and being jealous of Bonnie Bedelia"

I just saw this back on the menu at my local Taco Bell in Seattle...one of my old-tyme faves as well.

"Yeah, the slide is a huge tease."