Harry Redknapp had never rued his index finger paralysis more than that day, striving mightily to tell his player that the set-piece called for two touches on the ball before a shot on goal.

"Note the kids on the other team putting hands to head, utterly demoralized. That's what a chilena will do for you."

"Chuck is on a roll."

Deadspin, your Dadaist remake of Cadillac Desert keeps delivering, month after month.

Canseco and Gaga got a lot in common. Inflated egos, breasts, balls hitting them on the head, not to mention their mutual interest in mesh outfits!

"A Night At The Boxing Circus, With The Bros, The Modelbots, And Darryl Strawberry"

I was sent a "Fish beats Frog at tennis" link the other day. Imagine my dissapointment when it turned out to be a recap of Mardy's defeat of Richard Gasquet at the 2011 Sony Ericsson Open.

The kicker is that while he Doodoos, he is Thinking Of You, having a Teenage Dream.

"To the extent that anyone deserves credit, he says, it's the trio of Carter, Emanuel, and Gray..."

"Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny"

the flow emanating from East Infection is white and cheesy.

""I like the step-back," he's said. "Sometimes one feet, or with two feet; it doesn't matter."

"It was Charles's first swing of the day"

"Once I kick his ass in Montreal, he's going to move. He's going to move back to somewhere where he came from. I think it's Haiti. They need him back there. ..."

"We yearn to be touched … LONG to be touched. Preferably by a complete stranger!

re: HIGHDEAS. Doesn't Arby's stand for "America's Roast Beef, Yes Sir!" I distinctly remember a years-long ad campaign with this slogan. Or maybe I was high.