That’s a disturbingly specific guaranty....

a criticism of the NFL is a criticism of the individual teams

*SIGH* Is Kaepernick unemployable because of his political views? Yes. However, I don’t get what “the NFL” as an institution is supposed to do about it.

No political legacies.

He did:

I’m not really sure what the “dangerous” part of this particular action is though....

All I can think about is Michael Che’s comment on cops being put on “administrative leave.” “You never hear McDonald’s putting Carlos on ‘administrative leave’ while they investigate whether or not he put his pubes in the fries.”

I doubt even the most freed-up among us would endorse letting It play on the TV while a 6-year-old is in the house.

For a lot of people a 33% mark-up is very reasonable for cleaned and filleted fish versus fish you have to kill, clean, and fillet yourself.

You do realize that these protests took place in two completely different cities, with completely different police departments, right?

Has anybody actually listened to the Paradise Lost audio book because I think depending on the narrator that shit might be OK.

And on behalf of everyone who voted for Gary Johnson, fuck you. Maybe if Clinton had taken a stronger pro-legalization stance on marijuana and hadn’t had such a raging war boner for Syria she might have picked up a few more votes from Johnson and Stein voters. Maybe the next Democratic candidate will get that idea…

On Aug. 14, Splinter’s Eleanor Sheehan reported that a teenage vandal had shattered the glass of the New England Holocaust Memorial in Boston with a rock, disgustingly reminiscent of Kristallnacht, the 1938 pogrom against Jews in Nazi Germany.

I came looking for someone adding, “And Nothing Of Value Was Lost,” after “At Least 1 Texas Town Destroyed,” but I guess I’ll accept this as an alternative....

Thank you! I was coming down to say, “So they reinvented Cinerama?” Glad at least one other person knows about it.

While “terminal velocity” is most properly used for falling objects, it doesn’t strike me as ridiculous to use in a literary context for an object reaching its maximum possible speed.

You’re asking this on Kinja, are you sure you really want to do this?

Or any Jezebel thread that gets cross-posted to the Root....

Is your girlfriend my wife? Because I went through literally the exact same thing with her.

You know what would have been awesome? A one sentence summary of what the hell MoviePass is at the beginning of the article, because I’ve never even heard of the service before. From the context of the rest of the article, I can infer that it’s some sort of subscription service where you pay a monthly fee and get a…