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My go-to lately has been Kirkland Signature. It’s good and it also comes in a box of like 44 bags, which usually lasts a few months.

Three Good Dogs I Met

I spent the last three months living in Mexico City. While I was there, I met three good dogs.

Anyway, the Bears won 31-15.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

Then came the growth on his head, which frightened him, and which he feels the team did not properly diagnose.

The AR in AR-15 stands for Arm Radius. 

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

This is a big reason why any movement to do anything about this problem seems so difficult in society. We have abusers in the police and judicial system in charge of enforcing and enacting laws. We have abusers in the media reporting on high profile cases and allegations. We have abusers in our religious organizations

John McCain is looking up at this and just shaking his head.

“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

If someone was going to ruin Endgame, I’d have guessed Andy Reid.

Meghan, stay out of this. We’re talking about you, not to you.

Bob Kraft, channeling Pat Bowlen: “This one’s for me, the john!”

Well c’mon, all those Browns do look alike.

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

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