This is 100% spot on. As soon as the producers decided to hold meetings with the players, the die was cast. Everything that happened afterward was entirely predictable. It never should have fallen on to the players’ shoulders to deal with Dan’s obvious (and publicly commented upon!) inappropriate behavior. Hell,…

+1 solidarity

22. Any herb.

Please be advised that I am now on a mission to hunt down Ned Yost

Man, just when it seemed like we reached consensus on if a hot dog is a sandwich, now we have to decide if a hot dog is a gambling problem.

But enough about Khal Drogo. 

Whoa. I always assumed that “secreted in Swiss bank accounts” was a different usage of secret, and not secrete. I have learned something. This comment is over!

My question is for David Roth. I once tweeted “PRO-TIP: You should get married in the fifth month of the year, so that for the rest of your life, the bride will get to be a........[Borat Voice] MAY WIFE.”

Should I delete my Twitter account?

This is my district! I was already excited to vote for Sharice, but I'm doubly so now that I realized she's checked every box on my Radical, Socialist, Kickboxing, Lesbian bingo card I use for elections. 

The reason I know Eleanor really, truly deserves to be in the Bad Place is that she pronounced it “jif” instead of “gif.”

Kim Jong-un? More like Kim Don Ew.

Two quick reasons I can think of why this isn’t a more frequent free kick tactic:

“ima come train again”

It is this part of the rehabilitation process that will prove most challenging.

Thanks to a shellfish allergy, I’m extremely grateful that imitation crab is a thing.

I think it’s worth mentioning that here in KS-03, Brent Welder indeed lost, but he lost to Sharice Davids (who is a Native American woman and a lesbian). She’s a great candidate, who I believe would be the first Native American woman in Congress if elected.

This gives me hope that the DOJ will finally take up my case against Chili’s, Arby’s, and Chipotle for hacking my bowels.

Shouts to one of the best tweets ever.

Right At The Tail End Of A Herpes Flareup Lineup

I guess this gator saw TO’s announcement that he’s skipping the Hall of Fame ceremony, and decided to show TO what a real first-ballot HOFer does in a driveway.

Thanks, Obama.