I mean.... imagine being upset you’re getting too many games from a completely optional bundle when there are people out there afraid someone’s going to kill them because of the color of their skin. Truly, you have the toughest lot in life.

NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU FROM DOING THAT

People wanted someone to run the country like a business. they got what they wanted.

I love the lengths of people will go to let other people know that they don’t care. 

Instead of just knocking down someone else’s list you can make one of your own. Or at the very least say “I personally like it when ___ happened. That was a great surprise!”

Thank you. I’m well aware of the difference between apart and a part. It was a typo from my giant man fingers while typing in line at a grocery store. Do you know the difference between “insufferable, pedantic twat“ and “Painfully anal bore”?

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Wait ‘til you see the apostrophe, or the commas, in this comment.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

Exactly. When the Founding Fathers wrote that all men are created equal, they certainly didn’t intend to include Black men or women at all in that definition, and yet today we interpret those words to include people that the Founding Fathers would not have included.

The funny thing is that this excuse doesn’t absolve him at all. It’s not a crime to talk to a foreign leader, so it doesn’t matter if Perry asked him to make the phone call. If he’s trying to claim that Perry asked for him to extort Ukraine over election interference, that means Trump is so susceptible to suggestion…

...actions have consequences...

Look at the bright side: Those cacti can now be shoved directly up Trump’s ass after his impeachment trial.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Like Trump for Prez, this Simpsons throwaway line haunts the world today.

As a person who never, ever, ever has wanted to own an Apple device, this is actually a really freaking awesome thing and I am jealous about it (because i’m not buying something really expensive to get this).

These guys are the ones who, if their morther’s ever said” if Johnny jumped off a bridge would you”, would just stare blankly.

Many people are saying a lot.

That’s the sort of information I would expect to find on the disclosure forms at closing.