Looks like I’m about to get boned in a couple days, as I have a 1.2TB cap right now.

Why?

You can use the computer and VR headset for things other than Half Life, too.

Wolfenstein 3D.

My best friend recently died of cancer, so I was a little uncomfortable with the poker game discussion at first (though I clearly got the joke), but I laughed out loud when Leon’s friend said he didn’t even know if his dad was still alive.

It really is amazing how quickly technology decreases in cost. 55" 4K TVs are what, somewhere in the neighborhood of $300 now? Might as well just wallpaper my house with them.

My wife once got me a knockoff Wii from Walgreens. One game kind of worked. Put it back in the box and never touched it again until the day I threw it in the garbage.

One of my roommates bought a Playstation near the end of one our junior year. Another roommate and I were staying at school over the summer and were totally psyched when our friend let us keep the PS for those months while he went home.

He’d probably be cool with Julia Roberts being on the $20 bill, though.

If it’s a suspected hair clog (bathroom sink or shower), the plastic drain snakes with the jagged edges are amazing. They only cost $2-$3, so stock up on a few. Just be careful, as those teeth are sharp.

He looks like what would happen if Ryan Braun and Jimmy Kimmel had a baby.

Rudy Giuliani’s ass already has thirteen free years.

I made it to 4:17.

Bit-O-Honey is actually pretty good. I gave it a chance in one of my final trick-or-treating years and liked it. Just watch out for loose teeth and crowns.

I think it’s the height of pride and selfishness to say you know that there is a god.

“May I speak with the Dean? Yes, hi, um...a friend, I mean...someone who works with my friend-uh-yes, told me, that is, told my friend that there are videos of a women’s soccer team taken in the locker room at your school on an ‘adult’ video site. What is the name of the site? I-uh...huh...I didn’t think to ask. And I…

So #1, then?

CC was sent to a baseball farm upstate.

If the Brewers decided to retire his number, it would be tough to find a fan who would object.

In the same genre are two really fun games: Use Your Words and Psych. The latter doesn’t even require a base game installation. Everyone just downloads it for free on their phones. That also means that players don't have to be in the same location, but it's a party game, so that's not as fun.