I’ll rephrase a statement I made as a question: what does the coach going crazy on the kicker accomplish? It in no way accomplishes anything positive. It doesn’t make the kid kick better. There is nothing good that comes from it. The only possible results are negative.

I’m going to be sad when the NBA salary cap goes down by a few million dollars.

What does any of that have to do with going apeshit on the kid, though? The kid is disappointed enough with himself for missing a field goal. Screaming at him accomplishes absolutely nothing. It just makes the kicker feel even worse, likely makes the other players feel worse and embarrassed, and makes the coach look…

He ran 26.2 miles in under 2 hours with his own two feet. So yes, really.

College football culture, in general, is the worst.

Zero percent chance he knows that Twitch is owned by Amazon.

If the writers get paid by the article or word, one of the people who got laid off should get to write the post so they can at least make a few more bucks (I’m guessing they are on salary, as they wouldn’t be “laid off” otherwise).

Did he say “making fuck?”

In other news, RIP Splinter.

I’m not a Braves fan, but live in the Atlanta area and go to a game or two a year. Took my family to a game this season and when the first chop started, my 10-year old just squinted and kind of gave the whole stadium the side-eye.

I’m not one to seek out conflict or be a dick, but if I knew I was getting fired like Gruden obviously knew and I got a call at 5:00am asking me to come to the office, I’d just ask, “Are you firing me when I get there?”

The pro-Trump wing did it all wrong. They should have sent Terrence Howard to the town hall.

So Botham Jean’s life is worth 10 years. Got it.

Welcome to Infrastructure Week.

I hope fans don’t give Grisham too hard of a time about it. The ball did take an odd bounce and he was giving it his all. The game still would’ve been tied with Hader struggling out there. There’s a good chance they lose even if he fielded it.

Hader also gave up a game-tying, 2-out homer in the bottom of the ninth in Game 161. The Brewers lost in extras. They win that game, they go into the final day tied for first. Might not have even been in the Wild Card game.

It’s funny - I don’t have the patience for games where you have to create levels, worlds, etc., but my kids love that shit. And my son (10), especially, loves open-world sandbox stuff.

Of course, after reading this mailbag, I had to go queue up some Live on YouTube. I forgot how much their music videos looked like music video parodies.

When I was a kid, the only place I knew of that had the cash registers that had Bernie Brewer’s change slide was Wendy’s. And there wasn’t one particularly close to our house. It was a special fast food treat when my dad brought home Wendy’s, but man, if I got to go to the restaurant with him, it was the absolute…

Even when there are, I MEANT to do that!