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He’s clearly awful, but I’ve gotten the sense lately that some gears have actually started to unstick themselves in Doocy’s head. In some of the clips I’ve seen (I don’t watch FOX News, so perhaps the sample is not representative of the norm), he looks like he’s actually a little bit hesitant to go 100% Trump

Yup, I had to quit basketball halfway through the season when I got mono in high school. The doctor was even worried about me getting accidentally bumped in the hallway.

My dad is silly, likes to make jokes with servers, cashiers, etc. When I was in college, we went to a really nice steakhouse with my roommate’s family. When the check came, my dad looked it over as he always does, called the server back, and told him there was a mistake. The server got all nervous and apologetic and

Why? (honest question - not criticizing you)

Fuck, I’ve totally made that “It didn’t scan so it must be free” joke. I need to rethink some things.

When I read “whatever this is,” I kind of thought it was going to be nipples again. I’m just being honest.

“I’m shocked.”

My wedding photographer ended up doing this. In one of the pictures, she wanted to get rid of the glare from my glasses, so she applied some filter or something that made me look possessed. We told her it was borked and she didn’t understand. After trying to convince her a couple more times without success, we just

Arians is the kind of guy who would put off writing a term paper until the night before because he “works better under pressure.”

You know, if I wake up tomorrow and I feel like I’m Chinese, it doesn’t necessarily make me Chinese. I mean, come on. Do the math.”

Yeah, my wife and I just switched from MetroPCS to Verizon (there was some sticker shock) because she got a new job where she'll have to travel around the state and Metro's coverage just doesn't cut it. We really wanted to go with Fi, but coverage in the sticks made us nervous.

He think homeless people are fucking up the country when it’s the country that is fucking up the homeless.

I was thinking the same thing when I first saw the video.

Give it to me.

rejected the president’s invitation to eat Melania’s tasteless potato salad

“I respect you guys a lot.”

Those models must have REALLY wanted a gig (or they are dumb enough not to realize what the fuck they are wearing).

I’ve never really understood why people come down so hard on him. He’s made some fantastic films and his overall resume is filled with extremely creative stuff. Not everything is going to be be 100% A+++ WOULD WATCH AGAIN. I’ll admit there are a couple of his movies I haven’t seen, even the ones that didn’t blow me

lol at her saying that some people were in Charlottesville just to protest the removing of statues because somehow the simple act of taking down a statue is bad. Nobody thinks removing a statue is bad. White supremacists, on the other hand, think removing a racist statue is bad and then use the opportunity to gather