I would guess that the majority of the people wearing with “Latinos for Trump” shirts and signs who were positioned so they could be seen by the cameras were paid. The Trump campaign (and his entire presidency has been about campaigning, not governing) has been proven to have paid people in the past to attend rallies…

I hope they all enjoy their Twitch account suspensions.

That kind of makes me want to vape.

But if you want to inhale something that tastes like shit, that’s up to you.

One note on the Brother printer, and this is a very specific issue: it doesn’t do envelopes well.

One note on the Brother printer, and this is a very specific issue: it doesn’t do envelopes well.

That’s just the CTE talking.

Jordin Canada sounds like the name of the best player in an NBA video game from the 1990's that didn’t get the rights to use real player names.

Well, then this console truly replicates the original Genesis experience!

My wife was recently unemployed and had the show on a lot during the day as background noise. Without fail, I’d get sucked into episodes I’ve seen million of times.

the best FIBA tournament finish we can pray for now is fifth place.

That’s a good point.

This seems unnecessary. Sure, sometimes drive-thru lines at fast food joints are slow (I actually left a Wendy’s line this summer because it was so slow and all my son and I wanted were drinks), but I don’t find this to be a chronic issue.

I feel fortunate that I got to see his beautiful, clean, naked knee before this happened.

I’ll admit, the way the quadratic equation is written on the back of our team t-shirts is pretty seductive.

It seems like it shouldn’t matter - after all, a pitcher should pitch the same no matter who is holding the glove behind home plate - but it does. When I pitched, I greatly preferred my team’s regular starting catcher. I even told myself whenever the backup was slated to play that it didn’t matter, that I was in…

Jerry stole a babka from an old lady without harming her.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Yeah, well, if they would have all gotten perfect scores on the test like we did, maybe they could have done something about it.

The teen’s one-piece swimsuit had reportedly bunched up and was showing her “intergluteal cleft,”

No shit. I showed plenty of neck and nobody denied me of my prize for winning the North Shore Conference varsity math meet. I still have Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions sitting on my bookshelf to prove it.