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And then he found a treasure on an island, gave himself the title of Count, and methodically got his revenge on everyone who was involved in framing him.

Or perhaps guns are a real problem AND the other things you mentioned are also real problems.

I guess he just saw the Tomatometer score of Home Alone 2.

Dietrich can’t help but get in the way of a ball that crosses the plate.

It’s rude to talk while your mouth is feeling food.

Looking at the nutritional figures, I’m a little surprised to see that it’s not really healthier than a regular Whopper. The Impossible has less fat and cholesterol, as one might expect, but it’s not a gigantic drop. It has more carbs and sodium. Similar protein and calories.

As long as I’m not in a hurry or going all the way to the D Concourse, I like to walk it because it makes me feel like I’m not being a lazy sack of shit like normal.

I was at ATL last week and it was fine. It’s busy as hell, obviously, which can make things tough, but given that, I have no problem with it.

Sorry for being miserable. It was my best friend who died.

My wife tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich once and buttered the pan instead of the bread. I almost filed for divorce right then and there.

Car stuff. I’ve never changed a tire. Don’t know how to drive a stick. Never changed the oil. I generally know what I’m supposed to do with each of these, having been alive for more than 40 years, but I’ve never actually tried to do them.

I mean, Tacko Fall isn’t even going to make it in the NBA.

I was at a funeral last week and someone’s phone chimed. TWICE.

That video is a love letter to Dave Gettleman.

My son has been into playing Overwatch lately and I just caught him trying to bioengineer a talking gorilla that can operate a Tesla cannon. Fucking video games. Gotta be careful.

My best friend, who passed away a week ago, used to call Dante Bichette “Dante Bullchette” when he played for the Brewers. I will honor his memory by using this name to refer to his son whenever I speak his name.

No, his point is terrible. There are all sorts of laws, regulations, safeguards, and training to try to prevent deaths in those other categories. Little, if anything, is done to try to prevent gun deaths.

Well now I’m hungry.

Things can be tasty regardless of authenticity. I mean, local Chinese food places don’t serve “authentic” Chinese food, but rather American Chinese food, and they still taste good.