One of the best pizza places near my house does square cuts. The thing I love about it is that the cuts are fairly small, so combined with the thin-ish pizza and its deliciousness, I feel like I can inhale much more pizza than I would be able to elsewhere. I never get full.

What the fuck do I care about the “culture” of this country? We don’t have one, really, but I really don’t give a flying fuck if someone comes here and keep up their traditions and culture and whatever. Do what the fuck you want. As long as you are a decent person, come on in and live a happy life.

Speaking of former New York Giants players, Mike Pence also refused to shake the hand of Pepper Johnson because he assumed he was too spicy.

Hidden in those expense figures is a $29.8 million line item for cheese and other various sauces.

lol fucking “gratitude”

It appears to be some sort of Special Olympics contingent.

It’s a photo-op for Republicans. It’s purely political. Just like how Trump tries to tout African-American unemployment numbers and how he gets Bob Johnson to say something nice about him and the economy, it’s all a way for them to say, “See? We love The Blacks!” and actually have a couple data points they can use to…

OH BUT WHEN THE PLAYERS DO IT IT’S OK

Lol a Republican henchman doing the right thing. That's adorable.

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Having insurance tied to employment is so bad. I’m self-employed and my family has been under my wife’s insurance through work for years. She lost her job in April and we are now paying out the ass for continuing coverage under COBRA. The time you need affordable/free insurance the most - when you don’t have a job -…

You make a s’more on a plate without the top graham cracker, then pop it in the microwave for a few seconds. What’s fun is that the marshmallow expands, so it’s entertaining, too.

But you said bitch, though?

I’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else.

Counterpoint: Fuck Trump.

It’s just so crazy to me that people like Ducey care so fucking much about a shoe or any other meaningless thing. I didn’t know anything about the shoe until the “controversy.” If it never got pulled, I probably would’ve seen the shoe and thought, “Ok. It’s a shoe.”

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

Wow, is this a timely article - I was just trying to figure out how to burn game images to disc to play in my Dreamcast. Haven’t gotten any to work yet, despite watching a million videos and reading tons of sites, but I will keep at it. I did get the Utopia boot disk to run, at least.

That line, “I am looking at it very seriously,” is CLASSIC Trump bullshitting, a key indicator that he has literally no idea what he is talking about.