Also, car seats are designed so that the proper installation for an infant is reclined, not sitting up. Once they can hold their head up, the seat can be repositioned.

How the fuck is carrying a baby in one’s arms easier than carrying him in a car seat while he’s sleeping? If the baby falls asleep in the car, taking him out of the car seat will probably wake him up and then you risk having a fussy, squirmy baby in your arm(s) while trying to run some errands.

“Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? Can I ask you about a proposed texting law....”

“Dooce on the Loose: Cha Cha Cha”

People can't just enjoy things and allow themselves to be entertained. It's a TV show.

Neither a regular season conference nor a national championship.

“competent enough defensively”

This is the first card with an annual fee that I was willing to get. I had the regular Amex cash back card before it, but I did the math and figured out that even paying the annual fee, I would come out ahead because of that 6% on groceries. I was happy to see that they added some stuff today. It won’t benefit me…

This is the first card with an annual fee that I was willing to get. I had the regular Amex cash back card before…

It’s really interesting to see how the Celtics just turtle when things start going south. It happened all season, but in this series, it’s pretty fascinating. As soon as the game turns against them, they just check out. Last night, in particular, they lost all their will to compete. Even on defense, they would just…

“I believe in arming teachers. Absolutely. In my church, I’m armed. My pastor is a shooter, a hunter, he knows I am, people in the congregation do,” she told the Journal.

I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey.

And if they adopted Big Bird’s imaginary friend....

The Bucks don’t really need to go ballistic from three to win; they weren’t a great three-point shooting team by percentage during the season and won 60 games. They just need to not play like shit. Just have Giannis have an average Giannis game, the supporting cast shoot a reasonable percentage from the field, and…

To the dad-to-be who feels guilty about bringing kids into this world: we need those kids so they can fix everything.

I was a background extra in the Robert Redford scene and because of where my starting mark was, I often found myself standing next to Redford and Downey, Jr. when I reset and they were still hanging out. I was pinching myself, realizing I was just chilling out, eavesdropping on a conversation between Redford and…

The scouts’ first idea to “throw coach Pete Carroll off a bit” was to have Metcalf tell him that jet fuel can melt steel beams.