Black. That’s going to piss some people off.

I hear what you’re saying. I’m a Brewers fan and I was almost (ALMOST) relieved when they lost in the NLCS because I couldn’t handle another couple weeks of those hours.

Always a tweet. ALWAYS.

I think we now know where Kraft lost his Super Bowl ring.

I’m not sure what the big deal is. I’m sure thousands of Packers owners have paid for prostitutes.

Some people never learn.

I don’t know if it can be verified either way, but it is completely possible that someone alive right now had a grandparent that was a slave.

“The Masked Singer” spoilers, dude!

Live reaction from Nike’s Quality Control Department meeting:

I’m a Georgia resident and am a huge Abrams supporter. I didn’t think she would win, but I was still a bit shook when she lost. I’m even considering looking into how to get involved with Fair Fight.

I, too, suck at Apex and am also a grown-up who doesn’t have much time to play and get better (and I get disconnected at least once per session). But it’s pretty fun, so I keep giving it a go.

I would say, “It’s good to see that maybe he’s trying to learn something” but who am I kidding.

Kopp’s and Solly’s, though.

I don’t have that brand of tire inflator, but I have one that looks like it has the same functionality and it’s awesome. Being able to just set the pressure, turn it on, and have it automatically stop is great. If the one linked is anything like the one I have, $10 is a steal.

I don’t have that brand of tire inflator, but I have one that looks like it has the same functionality and it’s…

I’m genuinely surprised that he doesn’t have AIDS.

I don’t know what that is. I should probably google it.

Pro tip: during a speech in which Trump doesn’t use a teleprompter, mute the TV and turn on closed captioning. It’s phenomenal.

Additional video of Trump speaking today: