In this edition of “There’s Always a Tweet”:

My candy cane-striped skin during my honeymoon is proof that sunscreen is not a hoax.

I mean, why WOULDN’T Steph Curry wear athletic gear to class?

This is actually the first thing Trump has done that I like. I would without hesitation get an awesome gaming room setup. I mean, if Obama could play Titanfall in his spare time, I could play some Apex Legends or something as POTUS:

I think Trump should resign.

If Beal Street Could Walk

Last night was the night Donald Trump became President.

I do something like this (though not nearly as skilled or cool) with my kids. Sometimes, when playing catch - usually if we are very close to each other - I will use a fast arm motion that makes it look like am I going to whip the ball right in their face, but I let go of the ball really early so it just loops up in…

It looks like everyone is having a lot of fun with him.

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The word “booty” is not being used how you think it is being used.

You are incorrect.

I know. Racism.

And now we get perhaps the most racist, vile tweet of this presidency, one that mocks someone with a joke about genocide:

I agree with you on Lucio Oh’s. Saw it at Walmart and as an Overwatch fan, had to try it. It actually smells a lot better than it tastes. It’s not bad at all, just underwhelming. It smells strongly of vanilla, which is quite nice, but the flavor is actually pretty bland. My son likes it, though, and that was really…

The fact that everyone center-left to extreme right are pearl-clutching over her means she is far from irrelevant.

Hey, that dead guy is me!

I’m not saying the 76ers aren’t good or don’t have a chance to win the East, but the Bucks are beating the ever-living fuck out of everybody, have the best record in the NBA, and just got better, so I’m not sure how one can say the 76ers are the favorite.

So the Lakers are the United States and the Pelicans are Russia? Dell Demps is Putin?

Did they get something, though?