I, too, suck at Apex and am also a grown-up who doesn’t have much time to play and get better (and I get disconnected at least once per session). But it’s pretty fun, so I keep giving it a go.

I would say, “It’s good to see that maybe he’s trying to learn something” but who am I kidding.

Kopp’s and Solly’s, though.

I don’t have that brand of tire inflator, but I have one that looks like it has the same functionality and it’s awesome. Being able to just set the pressure, turn it on, and have it automatically stop is great. If the one linked is anything like the one I have, $10 is a steal.

I don’t have that brand of tire inflator, but I have one that looks like it has the same functionality and it’s…

I’m genuinely surprised that he doesn’t have AIDS.

I don’t know what that is. I should probably google it.

Pro tip: during a speech in which Trump doesn’t use a teleprompter, mute the TV and turn on closed captioning. It’s phenomenal.

Additional video of Trump speaking today:

In this edition of “There’s Always a Tweet”:

My candy cane-striped skin during my honeymoon is proof that sunscreen is not a hoax.

I mean, why WOULDN’T Steph Curry wear athletic gear to class?

This is actually the first thing Trump has done that I like. I would without hesitation get an awesome gaming room setup. I mean, if Obama could play Titanfall in his spare time, I could play some Apex Legends or something as POTUS:

I think Trump should resign.

If Beal Street Could Walk

Last night was the night Donald Trump became President.

I do something like this (though not nearly as skilled or cool) with my kids. Sometimes, when playing catch - usually if we are very close to each other - I will use a fast arm motion that makes it look like am I going to whip the ball right in their face, but I let go of the ball really early so it just loops up in…

It looks like everyone is having a lot of fun with him.

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