The word “booty” is not being used how you think it is being used.

You are incorrect.

I know. Racism.

And now we get perhaps the most racist, vile tweet of this presidency, one that mocks someone with a joke about genocide:

I agree with you on Lucio Oh’s. Saw it at Walmart and as an Overwatch fan, had to try it. It actually smells a lot better than it tastes. It’s not bad at all, just underwhelming. It smells strongly of vanilla, which is quite nice, but the flavor is actually pretty bland. My son likes it, though, and that was really…

The fact that everyone center-left to extreme right are pearl-clutching over her means she is far from irrelevant.

Hey, that dead guy is me!

I’m not saying the 76ers aren’t good or don’t have a chance to win the East, but the Bucks are beating the ever-living fuck out of everybody, have the best record in the NBA, and just got better, so I’m not sure how one can say the 76ers are the favorite.

So the Lakers are the United States and the Pelicans are Russia? Dell Demps is Putin?

Did they get something, though?

Pro tip: the women weren’t clapping for Trump.

I’m trying to do some work, so I’m not going to watch this bullshit.

Inviting this kid for being bullied because of his last name kind of seems like a self-own by Dear Leader.

They certainly played like their buttholes were tight.

Kluwe’s boner has yet to subside.

34% of the 1,596 respondents said “yes” to declaring a national emergency for the wall. If we round up, that’s 543 people. If you were called, you would have been one more “yes” vote. 544 “yes” votes divided by 1,597 total respondents is still 34%, so the premise is not bullshit, mathematically speaking.

Northam needs to take a hard look at the man in the mirror and ask himself, "Am I bad? Does it matter if you're black or white? What can I do to get everyone to beat it and leave me alone?"

Amateur. Would've been so much easier to sell $20 MAGA bricks. Hell, any sort of right-wing grift.

To be fair, you’re not being charged by the government. You’re being charged by a company whose service you are using to file your tax return more conveniently. While I certainly wouldn’t pay that extra $40 Refund Processing fee, I am fine paying for the software and the state e-file charge because it’s easier and…