“an added convenience offered for those customers who don’t have their credit card handy”

That’s fucking disgusting. Think about how many times the Knicks have taken a big, fat dump on that court.

I live on the internet and would have just assumed “red pill” was a Matrix reference.

Yeah, I was just greatly simplifying it by saying “never actually got him.”

And the Bucks drafted Dr. J from the Squires in 1972 but never actually got him (thus effectively losing a first-round pick). They would have had a “Big Three” of Dr. J, Kareem, and Oscar.

Those parents should not take the physical challenge.

Oh, I see. So money would be the primary reason the Pelicans wouldn’t trade Davis to the Bucks for Thon Maker?

They do.

Thon for Brow, even swap of 7-footers.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THE SPREAD OF SHARIA L....oh wait.

The bottom line is that people can't just sit back and enjoy things.

MARK OF THE BEAST

“equal and opposite tendency towards teenish mopery”

Tip: don’t play competitive. Just play for fun. I haven’t played competitive since maybe season 6 or so. I play QP and Arcade and still have a lot of fun. Yeah, there are still dickheads, but there are nowhere close to as many. I just report them and move on.

He’ll leave. Remember, he’s a big pussy. He doesn’t even fire people face-to-face. He won’t have the fortitude to try anything.

I opened this article hoping for hot fire and I got it. Good work.

Guy who stole your car: I see you are having a difficult time getting to work. I want to help ease your transportation problems, so tell you what, I will rent your car back to you.

Maybe go back in time and kill the person who stole Hitler’s dog and return it to him. Perhaps he will develop a different outlook on life and just live a life as an artist. Even better if the hero is Jewish.