Eh, if a dude was purple with pink polka dots, I’d definitely call over a co-worker with glasses to make sure I wasn’t going crazy.

Mercy is fine.

I was a background extra in the opening newsroom scene in Anchorman 2. It was all I could do to keep from cracking up while Ferrell was delivering vocal warmup lines that McKay was feeding him from off-camera. I resorted to biting the insides of my cheeks.

Who’s here from “Donald Trump thought Christian Bale was Bruce Wayne when they met?” LOLZ

I’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.

That’s just how Trump’s advisors have to pronounce it for him.

He clearly got “Hit by a Car.”

Because Ready Player One is pretty entertaining?

Dear Rep, I will save you time. My official autopsy is that the Republican party sucks. Wait, no, sorry, make that suuuuuuuuuucccks.

Well that was fucking funny, too, then.

Good thing I don’t hold onto the steering wheel.

Eh, whatever. It’s still fucking funny.

Kushner is so bitch-made.

Look, I found myself rooting for Kim Jung Un, so I totally get the Trump effect.

I don’t get why Tony Stark was talking to Kylo Ren’s grandfather’s mask.

I remember watching Harry Potter at a friend’s house and the motion smoothing setting was on. It looked like we were watching a live stage play version of the movie. It was so weird.

McDonald’s special sauce and Trump special sauce.

“Ponder this... what Championship teams have are great leadership! Period!”

I think we all needed some time to decompress after finding out Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a circus lion at a convenience store.