The call is coming from inside the house!

Kavanaugh definitely had two cups of his "special" coffee before that photo session.

Please keep commenting on various articles, as your Addiction Network commercial doctor profile pic gets me every time.

They weren’t so small when Puerto Rico needed help.

I thank him for bringing my kids a lot of joy (and I’ve enjoyed watching the show with them, as well). Just before Thanksgiving, my 9-year old brought home a picture of Patrick he drew in cartooning class - it made me think about how while my kids aren’t “into” SpongeBob right now, the show and characters are still…

Is he wrong?

I enjoyed GTA on the PlayStation, though my copy crashed a lot.

I’ve never understood the deal with those pants.

I know he’s not worse as a person than some of the others, but since I was thinking sports, I chose Francesa. I just don’t get how he is a sports radio guy. Is it because he’s from New York and everything is supposedly better there?

I mean, he gave birth to a hoagie, for fuck’s sake.

Maybe when you turn 45 in February you’ll figure out what’s going on.

So the Trump administration is afraid of “Sharia Law,” but they have no problem making Thanksgiving into a Christian holiday. Got it.

Shit, I didn’t realize Surface-of-Mars-Cohagen owned the Colts now.

You donated a million dollars, too? Good on you.

Fat Hitman

Nah. It holds up pretty well. Showed it to my kids last year and they loved it (they were 8 and 10 at the time).

Did the Brewers lease out their “M” to the Marlins?

“A black college student supports me. See? The jokes just keep coming!"

Just have Amazon deliver everyone to work.

Look out, Steven Mnuchin is dropping the hammer.