Your Target has lobster?

Silver lining: at least they’re living.

Aaron Rodgers skin’s squadmates are always afk.

My 9-year old started randomly singing We Built This City in the car last week. I’m assuming he caught it on the Sirius/XM 80's channel, but man, it surprised me.

White Elephant party...engage.

To celebrate, she’s going to the movies.

“LIBERAL BERNIE SANDERS GIVES NAZI SALUTE”

The nuggets are in a box. I have never had a problem holding said box in my lap or putting it on the seat next to me.

It’s all a misunderstanding. They were just honoring Baraboo legend Bradbury Robinson, who threw the first forward pass in American football.

If he gets cut, at least he goes home with a stuffed animal from the top row.

Which Sixer has the hottest wife?

Gotta put that shit on mute, at least.

an overwhelming amount of stuff to do or collect and a steep learning curve.

Man, I’m going to spend all weekend swapping out 3.5" floppies.

How dare those SJW libtards count every vote to make sure the person who received the most votes wins. 

I’d go Beatles, but if I want to rock, Queen is #1.

Sounds like something out of Minority Report. Wonder if it can go vertical.

I add the “in a blanket.”

If they like it, they like it. It’s cool.

I always have this problem. I have to constantly say, “I’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.”