It’s so weird to think how short people are compared to basketball players. I’m 6'1" and am always in the top tier of height at any given gathering of people (and with a wife of 5-feet and kids who haven’t reached their teens, I’m a monster in my own house), but I occasionally realize I would look like the runt of the…

I was into that bad before they were on the Free Music Archive.

You just know that the person in charge of a recount in Florida is going to be named Chad.

“I think you know there are a lot of white folks in the Trump administration who are not necessarily racist who felt uncomfortable for the first time in their lives about whether or not they wanted to allow any brown people into the country.”

Coming next December: Apple IIc Classic.

Gingrich, Isakson, Price, Handel...McBath. This is good change.

I hate Tucker Carlson with the fire of 10,000 burning crosses, but harassing someone at their house is not good. Not only is that just a line you shouldn’t cross, but it gives alt-right forces - who we know don’t shy away from violence - further prompting to step up their game. 

Looks like Acosta was the one...accosted.

I knew that girl in college. I bought her the album. It didn’t work.

Pence is Reek.

I would pay exactly $233 to have one of the reporters, when treated so rudely by Trump, to interrupt him and say, “Why don’t you shut the fuck up?”

I’m preemptively divorcing my wife so I can marry Abrams.

Good thought, but no. If you saw a blur running in the background of Avengers Infinity War, that was me.

I didn’t want to see this movie, not because I think it’s going to be bad, but because I was a background extra and I lost my wedding ring that night (a ring which was my father-in-laws). I have no idea how I could’ve lost it, as it’s not like me to take it off, and watching the movie would make me feel horrible.

Well that’s it. That’s what will get people to stop voting for him and his colleagues to shun him. Yay, it’s over!

So, in regards to the Georgia Democratic Party possible hacking the election systems, this is the first time in history that the probability of something is less than zero, right?

You got to enjoy playing the game.

The worst part was when the emcee said there were five X’s and four “circles.”

I'm upset that the shootings messed up the momentum of eleven people's lives. But I'm not President, so what do I know?

I hate to break it to Pence (read: I don’t hate to), but considering where Georgia ranks in film production in the U.S., yeah, it pretty much is Hollywood.