Maybe when you turn 45 in February you’ll figure out what’s going on.

So the Trump administration is afraid of “Sharia Law,” but they have no problem making Thanksgiving into a Christian holiday. Got it.

Shit, I didn’t realize Surface-of-Mars-Cohagen owned the Colts now.

You donated a million dollars, too? Good on you.

Fat Hitman

Nah. It holds up pretty well. Showed it to my kids last year and they loved it (they were 8 and 10 at the time).

Did the Brewers lease out their “M” to the Marlins?

“A black college student supports me. See? The jokes just keep coming!"

Just have Amazon deliver everyone to work.

Look out, Steven Mnuchin is dropping the hammer.

Your Target has lobster?

Silver lining: at least they’re living.

Aaron Rodgers skin’s squadmates are always afk.

My 9-year old started randomly singing We Built This City in the car last week. I’m assuming he caught it on the Sirius/XM 80's channel, but man, it surprised me.

White Elephant party...engage.

To celebrate, she’s going to the movies.

“LIBERAL BERNIE SANDERS GIVES NAZI SALUTE”

The nuggets are in a box. I have never had a problem holding said box in my lap or putting it on the seat next to me.

It’s all a misunderstanding. They were just honoring Baraboo legend Bradbury Robinson, who threw the first forward pass in American football.

If he gets cut, at least he goes home with a stuffed animal from the top row.