That was insanity. He's not going to make a 56-yarder on his best day. Just put the ball in Aaron Rodgers' hands and see what happens. Better yet, don't call for a home run ball on 3rd down and instead use two downs to get 15 yards.

I don’t fucking know. He’s a weirdo and a germaphobe.

In the video, it falls off just before he gets on the plane.

Sometimes a small piece accidentally gets torn off and falls on the floor or part of the toilet paper barrier someone puts on the seat tears and ends up on the floor. It’s not really that much of a mystery. 

I love that Yelich is such an awkward, nice guy. He seems like someone who, if he wasn’t a jock, would have such a hard time asking a girl to Homecoming.

Huh. For some reason, I never thought to make up answers to those security questions. Seems so obvious.

Today was the day he became President.

I feel so bad for the two kids in that video.

My dog sneezes if she’s excited or annoyed.

Somehow I’ve gotten through 42 years of life without being accused of a crime. I wonder why that is?

Nope, guess again.

But Baez is really good at tagging runners.

Someone could have ironed the rugby shirts before snapping a pic. WTF is with that PSU one?

Someone could have ironed the rugby shirts before snapping a pic. WTF is with that PSU one?

Hey Nikki, you’re clearly being really honest right now, if I’m gauging the reaction correctly.

I think I kind of knew there would be a reply like this. Well done.

You can take the woman out of Fox News, but you can't take the Fox News out of the woman.