Can I get an invite to Deadspin's Slack group so I can observe Magary this week? Thanks in advance.

He might have actually convinced me. If an expert in con games says it's a con game, I might have to believe him.

I’m just sitting back and enjoying watching Avenatti lob grenades at Trump and the GOP.

My wife is down around 30 pounds on Weight Watchers.

QBs should be required to wear Flubber uniforms.

I’ll be honest, I can’t take the opinions of men named Orrin and Lindsey seriously.

I like how you aren't afraid to express your terrible, hateful feelings, but you are afraid to type the word "fuck."

He tacked “DDS” onto his name on his Twitter account. What a turd.

“Miller surreptitiously dosed her with an abortion pill without her knowledge”

Jesus Fucking Christ

Sorry to hear about your dad.

The hell I don’t! Listen, kid. I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns. Every. Night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Still do. Coming for a visit in a couple days.

Fuck it, just trade him to the Patriots for a conditional 2023 6th round pick and get it over with.

When I was a kid, I took two papers from a newspaper box. I didn’t realize it was wrong - I thought it was fascinating that I could put a quarter in, open up the box, and help myself to a stack of papers (I would later learn about the law of diminishing marginal returns in economics).

He was the 65th woman to sign the letter. “Mitchelle McCornelle.”

Can’t quite say the call against the Vikings “allowed” the Packers to score a FG. It was 1st and 10 from the GB 38 and a defensive offside was called on the same play. Obviously, the roughing the passer is a bigger penalty, but it’s not like the Packers were going to have to punt or something.