Huh...that "curriculum" is an interesting auto-correct of "current."

That wouldn’t be fair to the teams they’re competing with for the playoffs.

I defy you to prove he's a human.

I was going to say that Trump is a garbage human, but that would require evidence of humanity.

He lost me at beautiful rose garden. Yeah, dude, all of those families and friends of victims feel so much better knowing you are in such a nice place while they think about the terror their loved ones went through and the lives they didn't get to enjoy.

The best part about Rodgers’ performance is that he gave us confirmation of something important. I’ve said it before, but it “bears” repeating:

Whoa. That's a deep cut.

I going to burn all of my Amazon boxes that I have been hoarding because it would be a shame to throw away boxes that could be useful someday.

The only labor Trump knows is climbing the steps to Air Force One and Big Mac shits.

Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby, singing The Beatles’ If I Fell:

That headline can be read in more than one way.

Look at him just staring at the Diet Coke button.

Shortly after finishing my MBA, I got a job with a small consulting firm. The work itself was ok, but the company itself was shit. When I interviewed, they told me they had about 30 consultants working on projects around the country, but in reality, I could almost count on one hand how many there were: the boss man,…

“Jesus taught us to turn the other cheek...so that Donald Trump can cop a feel.”

I bet not a single Republican has any idea how to torrent Misery.

Bob Dole reflects wistfully.

We all mourn in different ways.