The dodger did win.

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

Hey man, just calling it like I see it. Nothing wrong with appreciating other dudes. Maybe we’d all be mentally healthier if we were nicer to each other.  

Just taking this opportunity to give a biiiiigggg ole fuck you to the asshole “teammates” of Love’s who dumped on him when he was going through a rough time.

I’m letting everybody know that when this bastard kicks it, I’m celebrating. I’m not biting my tongue, I’m throwing a party. If it’s a weekday, I’m calling in sick, getting drunk, and having a good time, because regardless of the weather, it’ll be a really great day.

Given that the author has corrected the post, I’m fairly confident it was just a mistake. If it was indeed hyperbole, it was a weird deployment thereof in an article that otherwise sticks pretty solidly to the facts.

I will always be thankful to Mike & Mike that they introduced me to podcasts.

Not much to get. Just your standard off-hand behind-the-back nutmeg through a teammate’s legs on a screen.

“I like to call this one, ‘James Fucking Harden “Play of the Year” My Ass’.”

Jesus. That’s fucking incredible. I don’t get it.

Getting a lot of James Harden highlights today.

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

It’s a good thing he spent that year in college and didn’t go right to the NBA.

Hey good for you, too bad you developed a terminal case of being a piece of shit.

Your mom?

Tell me which newsroom you’ve worked at that regularly checks in to make sure advertisers aren’t offended?

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

Yeah, I’m glad you pointed this out. Throughout the game I just kept thinking about how Hood, Clarkson, and Nance Jr. are all 25 years old. Or exactly the age where they probably grew up idolizing LeBron (Especially Nance Jr. for obvious reasons). And now they go from some shit-ass teams to playing with LeBron and…