These poor runners had good reason for wanting to stick with it and finish the race; the teams who finished in this final were guaranteed spots at the 2020 Olympics. Alas, they were disqualified anyway.

I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

-13 passing yards at the half. That’s quite an accomplishment in today’s NFL. Truly, Adam Gase is the QB whisperer.

Mail me what you smoking! 

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

I mean, yeah- watching Harper’s massive dong was cathartic, but given the choice between watching that and spending a quiet evening by the fireplace running my fingers through his hair, well ... catharsis takes on many forms, my friend.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

Imagine having a life so miserably sad that you have to humblebrag online about the time twenty-two years ago you threw a twelve-year-old out of a game in Akron, Ohio, and are astonished at the adoration that people have for the greatest basketball player of all time.

From a company whose owners have aggressively pursued a homophobic agenda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A#Same-sex_marriage_controversy

I absolutely should not have starred this. But the little demon on my right shoulder told me to do it, and the little angel on my left shoulder is kind of a slacker. 

I’m not sure if it’s that or inside the park home runs but generally dude running fast = Cool Thing.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

I like basketball

I liked this joke. I’d like you to stay.

Fighting is part of the game.

These are very good points, but maybe you could look at basketball from a different perspective. Try to step back. Now step back again. Now step back one more time. Now either swish or clank a three, one or the other. It doesn’t matter, because you’re James Harden.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.