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Harper Ferried that out of there...and changed where the StrictLand was for slavery...

save the whales

His teammates were even stunned by the 85th minute chip shot, and they’ve seen a fuckton of greatness. 

He’s without doubt the GWOATB,W,MGWDSITSHWFMC

It’s the Jimmy Butler model of get me the fuck outta here, but he was plumb out of scrimmages.

So you think LeBron is regularly in pain, but just hides it well? Wade looked geriatric last season, and Bron is only a few years behind him, looking indestructible.

LeBron was 29 when he returned to Cleveland. Butler, now 29, is now at a point in which this contract could be “his last huge payday.”

As penance for this wrongdoing, God will force a Mets pitcher to endure game after game of horrid run support and a Cy Young committee trapped in ancient mores.

*from jail:

It’s on the same radio station as the Mets here in New York. I’ll be listening to a game in the evening, and return to the car in the morning, and want to crash my car into the East River after ~45 seconds. He’s efficiently horrid.

I was going with

...that leaves you with a feeling of ambivalence

‘It’s not that Howard has completely stopped being an unproductive player, either.’

Murphy’s Law isn’t just about dissing gay teammates

He gets his academically-minded students ready to step onto that triangle, that’s for sure.

Thanks for confirming the thing I confirm in the second sentence of the post.

Is MVP voting already in? I know it’s a regular season thing, but this series has to hurt Harden in the hearts and minds of anyone with a heart or mind.

Wow... Durant did the right thing joining those Golden State Knights.

Basketballs are slippery