This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

R.I.P. that guy.

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

I think overall athlete improvement happens even faster than we realize.

Man, whoever takes over in Chicago is really going to have to take the flower by the thorns.

tldr; KD is a bitch

They had space and wide open threes. The players simply cannot shoot.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

I blame Jeter, that sniveling fuckstick. I hope he gets eaten by a manatee.

How dare you be good at what you’re supposed to be good at. I must stop you any way I can.

What does comparing the failure rate of umpires to that of players establish? They don’t have the same job. The game requires the failure of players, in order for there to be strikeouts. The game does not require the failure of umpires.

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

I don’t know much about Tristan Thompson, but I know enough about Draymond Green to know that Thompson was totally right, and I’m 100% on his side, and he absolutely won the fight.