“...they were watching a skater perform a program about ’the flight of the soul’ as it leaves someone’s body at the point of ‘clinical death.’”

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Meh, a lot of us were dumb-asses in high-school.  You just gotta worry about the ones who don’t grow out of it by their early twenties.  

ARod is a better human being.

that’s one of the worst towns.

Aging players not being over paid is fine (though we can argue whether that’s what’s actually happening here). What’s not fine, however, is that they’ve had their salaries artificially suppressed for 7 years during their rookie and arbitration years. If you’re advocating for them not making that money up on the back…

Excellent academics tho.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Its like some cruel irony from the 1995 Finals when Nick Anderson just needed to make 1 free throw.

Time stopped that year as a sports fan and the Execs are waiting until 2030 to make it back to the finals.

Good for him I thought. Maybe I should have flipped over.

I have a 4 year old Samsung that everybody thinks is a 2 year old Samsung.

Win/win.

Chances are, The Anthem is playing somewhere. The fact that you ever sit disgusts me

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

It speaks to your general lack of a moral compass that you would instantly presume my anger, anyone’s anger really, would be even remotely motivated by some petty stupid fucking rivalry between two schools.

having the gall to let Klages resign instead of firing her outright and calling the FBI.

Whether it’s Penn State or Harvey Weinstein, the predator is only part of the problem. The predator can only operate where there is an institutional cowardice.

Please Laura, didn’t you get the memo from Izzo and Dantonio? “Now is the time for healing.” So why are you bringing up the past?

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

Huh. It’s almost like human feelings are...nuanced.

The Cavs have been complete dogshit with Irving out there and LeBron not on the floor. Consistently, for years now.