He deserves a billion times that much.

Fun fact, Zizic played for David Blatt in Turkey last year

They suggested he get an MRI, he suggested they should fuck off, and then his arm suggested that Thor is not a doctor.

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

This isn’t right. Flair said a few years ago that when he dies “it’ll be in this ring or on top of a wild woman.”

The problem was trading for Bruce to begin with.

I love the 1500. Sure training, strategy, and talent are of vital importance. But above all that, you have to be able to suffer. It’s brutal.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

For those who think there will never be another Usain Bolt, think again. Somewhere out there a young boy, sitting alone in his living room, was inspired by watching the unbelievable feats that Bolt has achieved. At that moment he said to himself, “When I grow up, I’m going to college, and becoming the greatest chemist…

Well, I can probably design a nicer sneaker.

Let us ask ourselves if we can imagine any scenario where Michael Jordan would apply criteria to this discussion that in any way might threaten his assumed position at the top of a ranking of modern NBA players.

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

I sure hope he speaks English

While Miller’s actions are inexcusable, the real villains here are fucking Yelp reviewers. It is the worst.

I kept being a Kyrie fan after he said the earth was flat even though I couldn’t stop thinking about it every time I saw him. But fuck this guy. He would have been flailing around with a losing Cleveland team without Lebron. Go ahead and get the fuck out, Kyrie.