Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

Yes, posing for pictures in a magazine is definitely what’s causing his fastball to be 5 mph slower than before.

They should be booing him on the mound. That’s where most of his problems are.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

Please, mayor, your Regina is showing.

Yes it’s all a great conspiracy!

What the fuck is this bullshit, new guy? Is there no editor vetting stories on weekends making sure some post praising Russell Fucking Wilson of all people doesn’t go up? What’s next, a post praising Cardinals fans for politely cheering when an injured opposing player is able to leave the field under his own power?

How did that ump put up with that for that long without throwing that manager out of the game?

“Back in my day, we’d suspend ourselves for a stunt like that.” - Goose Gossage

The gift that just keeps on giving.

Horse’s really are athletes!

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Damn, Daniel.

Wait till you hear her music.

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

replace “study and find work” to “physically dominate children” and I think you’ve nailed it!

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

I...I think it was a joke.