“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

lol sir or ma’am I don’t know what that means and— to be honest with both of us —today is not the day I’m gonna learn

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

Let’s dispel once and for all the notion that the NFL doesn’t know what they are doing.

Bills fans do it better.

And how the goalie has already mastered the art of berating his defenders.

That is very clearly not a crossover.

Yea the W’s are looking a little tired and they’re missing Iguodala. Despite the wins piling up they look a lot less bullet proof than they did a month ago.

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

She’s very finger-worthy.

I love that KLove scoop pass so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…

Not since the Spanish Armada has Drake inspired such fear in an opponent.

They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.

Didn’t Jesus have to die so our sins could be absolved or whatever? You goy bastards should be thanking us for killing Jesus.

I’d like to think of it as a political statement, and that he was encouraging Canadians to “flip” Prime Minister Stephen Harper out of office. As a comment on the image read, “I hope everyone realizes that the bat flip did more in one swing for the morale and collective culture of [Canada] than Harper did in 10 years.”