I have a feeling that Greg Popovich would greatly disagree with you, as would just about any coach who had a real chance at having LBJ on their team.

exactly. He may not have played any defense but at least Harden boxed out on the play.

Sor-ry-but-it’s-Na-tion-wide.

I’m not really sure what you think he should have been doing there.

That's a fun promotion. The Yankees would probably only let him swing from the left side and if he hits a homer his tickets are free but his kids are triple the cost and his wife has to give handys to the players.

Throwing the ‘useful’ in there took this from ‘he may not know that term is offensive’ to ‘great-grandfather was a slave owner’.

‘Nothing in the rule book specifically allows me to rule against that.’

When you remember that polar bears are dying from exhaustion due to melting ice

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

Chris O’Donnell is still the worst Dick Grayson, but Allen is closing the gap fast.

Sanka, ya dead?

wait for the jokes first before you deem them unfunny

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

I hope Kobe scores 40 in this game. On 113 shots.

Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.

Low hanging fruit