The Vikings punter standing in the middle of the tundra freezing his testicles off is still having a better day than Kluwe who is watching on his couch with his perpetual pout of entitlement.

For maybe the first time ever, I agree with Stephen A.

that’s the joke

Just like Dan, I too did not vote for Griffey.

What about all the guys who took greenies? Stole signs? Doctored the ball? Corked their bats (even though it doesn't help)?

I assume all old Canadians are Gordie Howe.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

MAYBE IF YOU’D CHOSEN THE ENGLISH FEED WE’D KNOW WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!!!!

After the sideline reporter said “I think I saw some of his fingers moving.”

Jaromir Jagr

Here is a .gif of the entire game.

“Ignorance is bliss when it comes to our heroes sometimes. Learning the truth is a mighty huge letdown.”

Dismissing a redshirt senior from the team? Wow, that’s real action!

More like YanKKKees, amirite?!

Concussion finished sixth in its opening weekend box office, just behind Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Club.

Yeah. It is awful to agree with David Spade, but I do. First lady on Ellen? Sure. President on GQ and Bear Grylls? No no no. Just be the president. Leave SNL appearances to candidates, man. Don’t do it.

Football wives gotta do whatever they can to stay in the game man. Someone younger, faster, better able to play the position is coming for their spot, every damn day.

Smart play, they need to win the time of possession battle. No point trying to out-tempo Chip Kelly.